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Need a ruling
By Ship Happens on 09-07-2008 2:02 AM

Heres the scenerio...You bang a MILF. Does it count if she had a c-section or w/e? Im hearing that it DQ's her MILF status since the baby didn't come out the vagg? Is this true???

 
 
 

Re:Need a ruling In reply to
By Neeek on 09-07-2008 2:03 AM

Ship Happens: 

Heres the scenerio...You bang a MILF. Does it count if she had a c-section or w/e? Im hearing that it DQ's her MILF status since the baby didn't come out the vagg? Is this true???



sigh . .  .poorly hidden brag

Re:Need a ruling In reply to
By LDM on 09-07-2008 2:04 AM

 no.


still a member of milfdom.


Re:Need a ruling In reply to
By norcaljeff on 09-07-2008 2:04 AM

1. of course it counts.
2. pics or gtfo


Re:Need a ruling In reply to
By leon buggsky on 09-07-2008 2:08 AM

norcaljeff: 

1. of course it counts.
2. pics or gtfo



yeah how could that not count. kind of don't even understand

Re:Need a ruling In reply to
By dhit on 09-07-2008 2:11 AM

 shes a mom right? .. enough said


Re:Need a ruling In reply to
By Ship Happens on 09-07-2008 2:11 AM

leon buggsky: 
norcaljeff: 

1. of course it counts.
2. pics or gtfo



yeah how could that not count. kind of don't even understand


because its more like the kid was removed from her then her having it. i mean i obviously disagree but i can see where the argument needs a solid few seconds of thought

Re:Need a ruling In reply to
By Ship Happens on 09-07-2008 2:12 AM

dhit: 

 shes a mom right? .. enough said



what if a lady where to adopt a kid?

Re:Need a ruling In reply to
By tdk on 09-07-2008 2:16 AM

any lady over 34 is considered a milf imo.

Re:Need a ruling In reply to
By Russell Crowe on 09-07-2008 2:18 AM

This is a valid argument. IMO without vaginal newborn expulsion something seems to be missing in the matter of the MILF.


Re:Need a ruling In reply to
By skisteve on 09-07-2008 3:23 AM

tdk: 
any lady over 34 is considered a milf imo.
you mean cougar. milf is any maried chick, doesnt matter to me if she has kids.

Re:Need a ruling In reply to
By threeven on 09-07-2008 3:27 AM

skisteve: 
tdk: 
any lady over 34 is considered a milf imo.
you mean cougar. milf is any maried chick, doesnt matter to me if she has kids.


what does being married have to do with it?

Re:Need a ruling In reply to
By StikBoy32 on 09-07-2008 3:31 AM

threeven: 
skisteve: 
tdk: 
any lady over 34 is considered a milf imo.
you mean cougar. milf is any maried chick, doesnt matter to me if she has kids.


what does being married have to do with it?



mom id like to fack. not married chick id like to fack

Re:Need a ruling In reply to
By Matt Tobin on 09-07-2008 3:35 AM

It doesn't count if she was having the c-section while you were banging her.


Re:Need a ruling In reply to
By OGPokerman on 09-07-2008 3:52 AM

id say if she has a biological child  she is a milf.  Breast feeding optional..  I dont think it matters whether it was expolsion or alienatonics...but valid discussion indeed 

 
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